And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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