Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Will exercising make me less horny?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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