paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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