my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
