elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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