On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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