Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
splinters make it hard to masturbate
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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