we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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