Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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