4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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