I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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