Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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