if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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