You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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