Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize