D3 body, D1 cock
In the future we'll all be gay
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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