Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
only you would photoshop your dick
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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