Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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