Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I love you.
Bad choice
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