Having a random hookup so left but love u
just come out here and I will go home with you...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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