everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Rumble strips road head = magical
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize