Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Help. Why am I so naked?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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