so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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