Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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