Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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