Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sext me about skeletons
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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