This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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