Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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