i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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