can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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