Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
the room spins SO much faster in panama
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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