You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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