plz talk dirty to me
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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