you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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