He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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