some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
3pm strippers are depressing
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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