I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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