I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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