I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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