gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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