I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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