yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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