He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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