We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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