You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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