Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Holy shit dude........stairs
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