I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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