Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
