All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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