Define "chronic" masturbator.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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