p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
