are you still at the devil's house?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Someone signed my nipple.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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