You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Randomize
