apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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