Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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