worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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