He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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