I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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