Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
wow bdsm is so cute
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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