why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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